Wednesday, October 22, 2008

A new personal best shrimp consumption record: A micro update

I have repressed my shrimp-induced stupor long enough to report that I have returned from Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp event after consuming 93 shrimp, two glasses of Riesling, a tossed salad and two Cheddar Bay biscuits. I will have someone report which hospital you can visit me in when the inevitable happens.

3 comments:

Amber said...

having witnessed this first hand, let me tell you people...This Man is a Machine, and this feat was truly something to behold.

liquidpolicy said...

I was going to go to Red Lobster last night for dinner, but this post persuaded me to stay away and nurture my stomach with kid gloves. At any rate, I salute your courage and commitment to devour sea creatures in any shape or form.

Eddie Murphy said...

I went to Red Lobster in Milwaukee not too long ago (I swear I took advantage of local favorites aside from RL) and our waitress was obsessed with the biscuits. She just kept saying "The biscuits are endless. ENDLESSSSSSSS."

It made me suspect the biscuits of being ne'er do wells. Are they as adamant that you eat every biscuit at Red Lobsters in MI?